In my post It’s rating men, I promised a description of all those “mankind”… Ladies, feel free to add your comments, gentlemen, feel free to spice-up the debate.
Rating 4 on Little Audrey’s “scale”: the Sports Fan!
A man whom believes his team(s) comes first, any where, any time, in any situation…
Where to find him: At a game, of course, whatever sport it is, he has season’s tickets; but also in a sports bar for the games he’s less into but has a night off; and more often than not on online dating sites…
How to spot him: Team hat, team t-shirt, team scarf, team jacket… should I say more? Very limited sense of style, and seen on online dating site, very limited sense of decoration: team posters on the wall, team cover on the couch, team artefacts on the shelves (yep, altogether in the same picture!)
How to seduce him: If you’re able to show more enthousiasm than the rest of the crowd when his team hits a goal/strike/put your word here, you’ll get his attention. If you know the meaning of sports terms, and the names of the players; and use them appropriately and generously in the conversation, you’ll get his respect.
What’s the catch: How does it feel to have a dozen (or more) of muscled dudes have more importance in your man’s life than you do?
What a Sports Fan would say ranking his team’s importance in his life: “I say the [insert team name here]… sex… and breathing.” (Loosely adapted from Fever Pitch)
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